Easy Tips to Become A VIP at The Strip Club
By B. Callahan Published: 12/15/2008
If you have ever been the strip club, you have probably noticed the people that always seem to have the strippers sitting beside them and fawning over them. You probably assume that these people are VIP and rolling in money. However, there are some easy tips that everyday people can use to become VIP’s at the strip club and they do not require a lot of money. Becoming a VIP is usually associated with showering the strippers with wads of cash on a regular basis. Many strippers will tell you that there is more to becoming a VIP than just that. At strip clubs there are two types of VIP’s around, the VIP’s by money and VIP’s by choice. Money VIP’s are people that strippers have to pay extra attention to because of the money factor and the choice VIP’s are people that the strippers choose to treat special. Read on to learn how to become a VIP in the strip club without changing your spending habits.
1. Respect
This is the key thing that can get you far in the world of strip clubs. You will never have a chance to become a VIP if you do not show the strippers respect. Speaking to a stripper needs to be done in a manor that makes her feel comfortable and does not make her feel like a sex object. Granted, it can be difficult to do this when she is standing there in little to no clothing. You have to make the strippers feel that they can trust you and be comfortable around you. Strippers are very fussy about whom they trust in the strip club and they must trust you before they choose to treat you like a VIP.
2. Tipping
Tipping is a great way to get on the right people’s good side in the strip club. Regularly tip the door attendant, bouncer, and bartender. They are the people that decide how your night will go. Most patrons overlook these strip club workers so they will remember a regular tipper. A happy bartender makes heavy-handed drinks, a happy bouncer will let a little slide here and there, and a happy door attendant will get you in quicker and be a little more giving with free passes. If you are disliked by any of these employees, you might as well start frequenting another strip club.
3. Strategy
The worst thing that you can do is get snatched up by a stripper before your ass hits the chair. If you are approached before you sit down, politely decline any offers until later in the evening. Immediately jumping in to the festivities will make you look desperate. If you are going to purchase a lap dance, my advice is to wait for at least a half hour before deciding on the girl and purchasing the dance. If you appear too eager to jump in, you will seem like an easy target and the strippers will start shooting.
The worst thing that you could do is start trying to brag about how much cash you have, how successful a career you have, or your humanitarian efforts. Strippers do not care and will give you a canned response regardless of what you say. If they start to ask personal questions, just tell them you are there to have a great night and ask what they can do to make sure that your great night becomes a reality. You will get kudos for getting straight to the point and not trying the cheesy lines that the stripper hears day in and out. These first three tips are the groundwork that you must lay down on your way to becoming a VIP.
4. Loyalty
Strippers like it when they have regulars that they can count on for a buck or two through the regular‘s night. You can work up a reputation for being loyal and dependable by going to the strip club on a regular basis, talking respectfully to all the strippers, and spending the same amount of money every night. Many customers do this without it being noticed but there is a trick to doing it. Always sit at the same table, on the same night of the week, and try to order the same drink. Strippers are used to observing customers; it is part of their job. It may take a few weeks or even a month or two but the strippers will start to notice if you are consistent. At first, they will want to get to know you because they can count on you being there for the money. Once you start getting strippers sitting down and asking about the person who always sits at the corner table, you are halfway to VIP status.
5. Repetition
Keep doing the above tip for a few weeks or even months. This way, the strippers get used to seeing you at the strip club. You will also have done enough talking that they will get to know you a little. Be polite and show respect to all of the strippers at the strip club and not just the ones that choose to sit down with you during this and the above tip. By doing this, you gain kudos for being known as the polite customer who they never have any problems with. Once you have done this, you are almost on your way to becoming a VIP without spending any more money than you normally do.
6. Change it up
After a few months of doing all of these tips, do not to the strip club on your regular night. If you want to get your fix, go to another local strip club for the night. The next week, go back to your regular strip club on your regular night and sit at your regular table. If you do not get a couple dancers that come up and somehow mention the fact you were not there the week before, you are not ready yet. Odds are, a few strippers noted your absences and will be curious about it. When they ask, mention that you heard about this other strip club and decided to try it out. Now the strippers realize that they have to step up their game to be more entertaining and interesting than the strippers at the other strip club to keep you at their strip club. If you notice that the strippers are doing more, skip your night again a couple weeks later and then go back again. If you keep doing this, they will keep doing more to hold your interest over the strippers at the rival strip club. Keeping your interests pretty much turns into giving your more for less.
7. Full VIP Status
Once you have placed all of these tips into effect, you should start seeing the benefits of being a VIP. If not, you may just be in the wrong club for this to work. With your VIP status, strippers will usually sit down and take breaks between slow times or sets. This gives you the benefit of having their company without having to tip or pay for it, and it makes you look like a VIP. Sitting in the company of a couple pretty women without having to pay for it makes the night a success in the VIP world. Strippers will also tend to sit down with you if they have a customer bothering them because they know that they can trust you from your past behavior. You will also usually get a couple strippers that will run up and hug you when you walk in. Many strippers will just generally like your company and sit down to catch up when you are at the strip club. VIP status has its benefits but you have to work to obtain them when you are not rolling in cash.
These tips will work best in a small to medium strip club that has many regular dancers. If you have a strip club that has a large turnover with the strippers, you will not get the strippers interested enough to get this to work. Putting in the time and money to do this will pay off in a big will and it will make your strip club experiences more enjoyable and fun. Remember to keep all the employees of the strip club happy and you will be rewarded for it. Enjoy your VIP status!
