Tips to get more stripper interaction for less money
By B. Callahan Published: 11/05/2008
With a bad economy, it can be difficult to find enough dollar bills to have any amount of fun at a strip club. Here are a few tips that you can use to get more bang for your buck while at the strip club. Use these tips to have a great time and still be able to spend less money at the strip club.
1. Pre game and Drinking at the Bar
This is a must before going to strip club because it is so much less expensive than doing all you’re drinking at the strip club. Drinks are usually a dollar or two more than drinks at regular bars so you can drink your money away fairly quickly. Most strip clubs have a drink minimum of some amount so you know that you will at least have to spend money on that number of drinks. When pre gaming, pace yourself and stop drinking a half hour before it is time to leave for the club. This will allow you to fully feel the amount of buzz that you are working with. Doing this can keep you from over drinking after you first arrive and save you some drinking money.
If you do drink at the bar, beer pitchers are most likely going to be your cheapest way to drink. Check for well drinks and drink specials that may not be advertised as well. Always go to the bar yourself to order so you can save a waitress tip.
2. Activities at the Strip Club
There are many different activities that vary in prices at the strip club. The lap dance, couch dance, and dancer drinks are usually at even small town strip clubs and each stripper turns into a salesman trying to get you to buy them. The biggest waste of money is the lap dance or couch dance. It only lasts for one song and is outrageously expensive. Most patrons find themselves walking away from a lap dance with glitter on their face and empty pockets.
If you are tipping dollar bills to the dancers, do not just slip it in their G-String with your hand. Get more for that dollar by holding the dollar (folded in half length wise) in your lips or mouth. Some strip clubs may have rules against that so check before doing this. Most strippers will either take the money with their chest or with their mouth after teasing you for awhile. You get a lot more stripper interaction for only a dollar at a time and you can do it whenever you like through the night. Unlike a lap dance that is over and done with for the night in 5 minutes.
You can also get more bang for your buck by tipping when the stripper is on stage, especially if nobody is tipping at the time. If she has danced for 3 minutes and nobody has been sitting stage side than run up there. Once you get that dollar bill out, you are her demonstration piece. She will use you to show all the other guys in the club what they have been missing and you can count on getting double or maybe triple the amount of stripper interaction for that one dollar than you would have otherwise.
3. Bring Friends
If you want a stripper to sit down and hang out with, do not buy her a dancer drink. Instead, make sure that you come with a big group of friends and all of you take turns tipping. Then, peak her interest by asking her a question that will bring on a story or something that will involve a conversation. Each of you can take turns giving her an occasional dollar for a little dance or something while you all keep up the conversation with her. By doing this, you are getting the benefit of having bought her a dancer drink without having to spend the cash for it. Each person in your group gets this benefit and it maybe will cost you $5.00 instead of the drink cost. This does not always work but it does more than you think.
4. Include the Stripper
Usually strip clubs have a pool table or two tucked back in a corner somewhere. Grab your favorite stripper and ask if she would like to play a friendly little game of pool with you. You may have to sweeten the pot by adding that the winner gets a couple dollars or something. If you are really confident in your pool game, tell her that if she beats you that you will buy a lap dance from her. You get to watch her bend over and contort to hit shots in her skimpy outfit for possibly free. Make sure that you follow through with the promise though if she does beat you. Otherwise, within five minutes every stripper in the strip club (and probably a few patrons) will know that you are a lying jerk who does not pay up. I suggest asking her right after she comes off stage though because otherwise she might have to end the game early for her next set. If you find a sporty stripper, see if she wants to sit and discuss the scores of the game on the television in the bar. Or, you can ask if she wants to play a game of video poker on you and strike up a conversation.
5. Truth or Dare
This is a game that can get wild quickly and a lot of strippers have fun with it. I would wait until well into the night before trying to start this one though so everyone has most likely had a few drinks. Use any of the above stated tips to draw them in a conversation. Once she has seemed to take a liking to you, ask her truth or dare. She will most likely pick truth and have a question ready that is not to intrusive. Go around your group and play as normal with at least 2 people doing dares. Once she selects dare, dare her to do something like kiss a fellow stripper for a dollar. Most strip clubs allow contact between the strippers but ask if you are not sure before you do this. Once the stripper and a couple of her friendly fellow strippers get into the game things are surely going to start getting juicy. Make sure that you tell the stripper her dare is for a dollar and make sure that you do not go really crazy with your dares. If everyone pitches in a couple dollars, you can see some pretty crazy things for only the cost of a few dollars. If it does not work one night, wait until your next visit. You just have to find the right stripper on the right night for it to work.
A strip club can be a form of entertainment, a place to talk to someone, or a way to get interaction from the opposite sex. All of those forms of service also come at a hefty price. Do yourself a favor and take these tips and apply them at your next strip club visit. If you use them correctly, they can make you spend less money at the strip club but walk away with a full evening of entertainment.
